One of my favorite cartoons is an old strip from, I believe, Baby Blues. (Is this still in syndication? I never read the funnies anymore, because I typically find them remarkably unfunny.)
The first panel shows the wife standing in front of a mirror. Her "thought" bubble reads, "I need to lose weight."
The next panel shows her noticeably pot-bellied husband standing in front of a mirror. His thought bubble reads, "my pants are broken."
I'm having a broken pants day.
be strong //